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Reviewing 2O11

Happy New Year

2O11 was a memorable year for me.

The start of 2O11 was with the wedding of my cousin brother at Paratwada.

After that, I rejoined my college where the fourth semester was just started. The days were going superb as no worry was there. But, on the 7th of Feb, I got a very dejecting news, ya you guessed it right, about the results. I failed in one subject i.e. Electronic Devices & Ckts (EDC). I was expecting that I'm going to fail in either Maths-III or EDC or in both. So, the sadly expected result came but I never though that I would ever fail in my final exams at least :( So those days were very bad.

World Cup 2011

After that, the tension was overcame because of the "ENTERTAINMENT KA BAAP" - Cricket World Cup 2011 held in India. I was about to watch a match at Nagpur Stadium which was versus South Africa but it was cancelled due to some reasons. We defeated the big teams like Pakistan, Australia, Sri Lanka and won the ODI World Cup 2nd time in the history of Indian Cricket leaded by MS Dhoni.Winning the world cup with hitting a six with helicopter shot was the most memorable moment of 2011. It was 2nd April, 2011. Indian team decided to dedicate this achievement to the God of World Cricket Sachin Tendulkar. His dream came true that day. Yuvraj Singh, Man of the Tournament, also appreciated his GURUness among all.

Then there came my summer vacations. I travelled around 3OOOkms in that summer vacations. Firstly, we'd to go to wedding of my bua's son at Nandurbar. After that, the tour was there for Hyderabad & Tirupati Balaji.

( continued....!!! )

May be the turning point of LiFe

Today was my best day at PRMCEAM. It was the third day of the 6-day soft skills development activity arranged in the college by paying a sum of Rs.1000. I thought I’m wasting my money & I’m glad that I was wrong and it appears helpful for my career as well as my life.

So, today was two parts to be taken by the Piya mam –

1.       Presentation Skills

2.       Emotional Intelligence

In the presentation skills, she made five groups, each group having around 10 students including both boys and girls. We were having 9 students in our group i.e. Abhijeet, Akshata, Ankit, Ankush, Apurva, Mansi,  Namrata, Rikesh and myself. So the task was to think about one topic anything related to technical or non-technical. We were supposed to think about the presentation in the lunch time of 2pm to 3pm. So, we decided to take lunch in 30mins and gather back in the classroom at 2.30pm so that we could discuss about the presentation & write scripts to be delivered. Namrata was made the leader of our group and took the topic “Event Management” later on madam told that it was an unusual topic we had taken. So, the topic was decided based upon which the tasks/subtopics were distributed among the all. The leader was supposed to introduce all the group members individually & the put a light on the topic. Namrata did well, she forget my name in the first attempt but after recall she addressed me. Next was Ankit, he presented the stages of Event Management but forget the planning quote which I had suggested him to add in the script (“If you fail to plan, you plan to fail”). Taking it aside, he was good. After him, I was supposed to contribute my team in the presentation scenario. I was supposed to speak on one of the stages of Event Management i.e. Designing. I started like this

Good Afternoon friends, the next stage of event management is designing.

Designing is the important aspect of Event Management.

No event can be conducted without a proper design.

The success of event depends on the design of the event.

Design includes two parts –

·         Space availability i.e. how much space is available for the event

·         Resource management i.e. how many resources are needed & are they available

I accept that this was not a very good content to be delivered but it’s an acceptable one as no resources were used & made-up in 20mins. I delivered this in a very good manner. I seldom get a chance to speak in the class & most of the times I failed. But, I made-up my mind that

“Ab Toh Khone ke liye kuch bacha hi nahi class mein, main itni baar disaapoint kar chukka tha public speaking mein”

So, the “fear of failure” was been demolished by me after some failures. So, one after other all my colleagues delivered their part and we reached the end.

Now, the time was for the judgment, the result. According to me, the performances of all the fellows were superb. As per the expectations, madam gave us remarkable reviewed result. She told that the co-ordination of the team was very good, the body language of all was fine, the content and the topic was very good and chosen nicely. Our team gained the most marks out of 5 groups i.e. 18.5 out of 20. She said that we were good at teamwork but the noise at backstage was the -ve point & I agreed this point. She said that I have good leadership skills & it was good to see after failing in the previous activity of talking about one random topic for 40 seconds in which I got "Cyber-Crime" as topic. Surprisingly, I got 4+3=7 marks out of 15 in it.

उसका wish wish और मेरा wish विष ?

Facebook Wall Post

Dear Reader,

If anyone of your friends is having his birthday, please  

"DO CALL HIM". Because there are so many people around you who cannot afford and care enough to check your wish on the social networking sites like facebook.

So, you may miss the treat given by him and hurt yourself because of the fact that he has skipped you because of his stupidity. The treat here is not important, important is he was having misunderstanding.

Last Friday this happened with me. One of my friends was having birthday that day and like any human he aspired to get maximum no. of wishes calls and texts on his mobile. Unfortunately, because of facebook-age, today most of the wishes are sent online because it's supposed that the person having his birthday will surely check his facebook at least on his birthday.

So, I used to wish all the persons having birthday on facebook in the midnight time (if I found time) or in the morning. I was online that day after 12am, so I googled a birthday pic and posted it on his wall. But, on his birthday, he was such a silly boy that he even don't care to check if I have wished or not, he concluded that I've not wished him his birthday like many of his friends did. One of our mutual friends wished him birthday by calling and asked him for treat/party. The birthday boy came there and picked him and said that nobody other than him (mutual friend) has wished him. The mutual friend said that before concluding just check your facebook and see. He refused to that proposal and moved on.

So, this is life guys...!!!

wish birthday by calling

अपने Syllabus के बोझ तले दबा जा रहा है, वो देखो एक failed engineer जा रहा है :-(

Failed Engineer

Software Engineer

अपने प्रोजेक्ट के बोझ तले दबा जा रहा है, वो देखो एक software engineer जा रहा है।

ज़िन्दगी से हारा हुआ है, पर "bugs" से हार नहीं मानता, अपने application की एक-एक लाइन उसे रटी हुई है,
पर आज कौन से रंग के मोज़े पहने हुए है ये नहीं जानता, दिन पर दिन एक Excel फाइल बनाता बनाता जा रहा है,
वो देखो एक software engineer जा रहा है। दस हज़ार लाइन के कोड में error ढूँढ लेते हैं लेकिन, मजबूर दोस्त की आँखों में नमी दिखाई नहीं देती,
PC पर हज़ार windows खुली हैं, पर दिल की खिड़की पर कोई दस्तक सुनाई नहीं देती,
week days नहाता नहीं, weekend पे नहा रहा है, वो देखो एक software engineer जा रहा है।

Coding करते करते पता ही नहीं चला, Bugs की priority कब माँ-बाप से high हो गयी, किताबों में गुलाब रखने वाला, cigarette के धुएं में खो गया,
दिल की ज़मीन से अरमानों की विदाई हो गयी, Weekends पे दारू पीके जो जश्न मना रहा है, वो देखो एक software engineer जा रहा है।
मज़े लेना हो तो इससे पूछ लो, "Salary Increment" की पार्टी कब दे रहे हो, हंसी उडाना हो तो पूछ लो, "Onsite" कब जा रहे हो?
वो देखो onsite से लौटे team-mate की chocolates खा रहा है, वो देखो एक software engineer जा रहा है।

खर्चे बढ़ रहे हैं, बाल कम हो रहे हैं, KRA की डेट आती नहीं, Income Tax के सितम हो रहे हैं, लो फिर से bus छूट गयी, ऑटो से आ रहा है, वो देखो एक software engineer जा रहा है।
Pizza गले से नहीं उतरता, तो "Coke" के सहारे निगल लिया जाता है, Office Canteen की "थाली" देख मुंह है बिगाड़ता, माँ के हाथ का वो खाना बार बार याद आता है,
"Sprout bhel" बनी है फिर भी, free "Evening Snacks" खा रहा है, वो देखो एक software engineer जा रहा है।

आपने अब तक ली होंगी बहुत सी चुटकियाँ, software engineer के जीवन का सच बताती ये आखरी कुछ पंक्तियाँ, हजारों की तनख्वाह वाला, company की करोड़ों की जेब भरता है,
software engineer वही बन सकता है, जो लोहे का ज़िगर रखता है, हम लोग जी जी के मरते हैं, ज़िन्दगी है कुछ ऐसी, एक फ़ौज की नौकरी, दूसरी software engineer की,
दोनों एक जैसी, इस कविता का हर शब्द मेरे दिल की गहराई से आ रहा है, वो देखो एक software engineer जा रहा है।

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Happy Diwali

Let's celebrate the auspicious day of Diwali with fun and frolic
May this bright day bring Bountiful Bliss and Joy in your life

Happy Diwali :-)


//Program by Sanjay Dudani (me)
import java.festival.*;
class Celebration
{
public static void main(String args[])
{
Festival f = new Festival("Diwali");
try
{
f.write("Wish you and your family a very Happy Diwali !!!");
}
catch(HappinessOutOfBoundsException e)
{
System.out.println(e);
}
}
}